I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
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$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
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You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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