Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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