oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
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Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
What drink are we having for lunch?
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
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OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
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