Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
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Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
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Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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