Porn is love you can see.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
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i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
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Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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