i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Randomize
