I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
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Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
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Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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