i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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