I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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