i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
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i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
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Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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