I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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