Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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