what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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