my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
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Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
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I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT