i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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