you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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