he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
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Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
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I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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