Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
Randomize
