at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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