The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Can i not drive my cunt home
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
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My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
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You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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