No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
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You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
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I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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