Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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