So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
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i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
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He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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