so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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