you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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