People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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