Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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