She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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