It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
My ass is underappreciated
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
Randomize