One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Randomize
