shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
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She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
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Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
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