11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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