Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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