it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Randomize
