He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Randomize
