Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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