just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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