We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
