do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Randomize
