I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Randomize
