PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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