I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
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