there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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