How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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