I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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