is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
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They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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