I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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