How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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