I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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