I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Randomize
