i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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