pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
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It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
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holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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