I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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