He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
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We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
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There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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