I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
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I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
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Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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