Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
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it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
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Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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