doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
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Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
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Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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